go ahead, judge away. don’t care. say what you will about my taste, but i hope no one in the long run criticizes me for lack of range.

when i see some jack-off being an asshole out about in the world, i aspire to be the person to step in, get their full attention, and just play them this song and jump around and bob my head and sing along and send them a clear message that it’s just not worth it. oh, you don’t like that that you have to wait 25m for your table and the old lady over there got seated before you? well, let me tell you what, cowboy…long pause…furiously opening spotify and scrolling the nursery rhymes playlist…let me tell you what!: trombone! oompa-oompa-oompa-pa / oompapa-oompapa / oompa-oompa-oompa-pa / oompa-oompa-pa!